i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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