Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
God I need to hump something, right now.
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