Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I love you.
Bad choice
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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