Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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