I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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