Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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