No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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