how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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