im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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