let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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