Dual....:-)
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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