I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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