it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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