I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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