i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Randomize
