my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she looked like the before picture.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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