I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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