i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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