ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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