dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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