All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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