This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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