So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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