sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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