kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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