Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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