You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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