a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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