So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
vagina is talking i cant
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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