i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
