i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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