There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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