just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
