I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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