Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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