North Korea, Best Korea!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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