"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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