no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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