oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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