I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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