i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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