i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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