its not stalking. its research.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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