he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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