it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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