yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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