i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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