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say what?
wanna hang out?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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