If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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