I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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