Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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