can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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