Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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