redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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