But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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