So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
