Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You can't special order awesome
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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